I know, we all know this, but they are also really really unaware of life around them. The following is what I'd like to say to anyone of them (of course I would only say it to them once they are in cells, and my husband standing beside me with a big huge gun...
Dear Criminal,
Do you know how pissy you make me? You break the law (usually in the middle of the night), and make my husband come after you risking his life to protect others, and lets face it, to protect your sorry ass from yourself. Then when you are caught, you have the nerve to call my husband and others, terrible names, threaten him, and disrespect him? Yet if anything happens to your family, you expect my husband to come running without prejudice and protect you and yours. Fairly ironic, don't ya think? Maybe while you sit in this cold sterile cell(ok, now that you have soiled yourself its perhaps not so sterile) you can think about my husband, and how important he is. He protects your sorry ass, deals with ridiculous calls that are a waste of time, is a therapist to all who need, is a childs advocate, a hero, and one of the most brave, kind and gentle people I know. Please don't forget this is just his job. We pay our mortgage and put food on the table with this job.
His more important job is coming home everyday to his 2 beautiful daughters....he is their hero, every single day, so get your freakin act together!
Sincerely,
Me
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